Some folks are here looking at the chimney, since some pieces of the clay lining fell down earlier this year. By the time Alex joined us, the chimney folks had gone outside to look at the chimney. Leo was standing, holding on to my fingers, so I was a little distracted and don't know exactly how he phrased it. Alex: Where are they? Me: They had to go outside to look in the chimney. Alex: They're INSIDE the chimney?! Me: No, no, just looking inside. Not inside like Santa Claus. Alex: Santa Claus is just pretend, isn't he? Me (without realizing the turn in the conversation): Yes. Alex, laughing: He's just made up. Santa Claus isn't real . After a moment of what-have-I-done horror, I'm actually quite relieved. Then we talked about the real reason for Christmas. Clarification: No, there was no trauma -- on either of our parts. Honestly, we don't talk very much about Santa Claus except for his part in books and movies, so it was a little awkwa...